Grandma tells it like it is

Grandma: It's been a long time since you checked my cholesterol. Don't you think you should check my cholesterol?

Doctor: Well that depends, how much longer do you plan to live? (?! - by the way, Grandma is 97)

Grandma: I think I'd like another ten years.

Doctor: Well then, we'd better check your cholesterol.



Go Grandma!